So it’s 2:30 in the morning and I have just created my new "Space" They asked for a name for it and itstead of fitting in the cookie cutter mold and having it named like Darryl’s Life or The Life of Darryl or maybe something totally different like The Life and Times of Darryl J. Henderson. So I started thinking about what life would be like with out pants and I came to the conclusion that it would definetly mean (at least in Canada) the beginning of the evolution of smaller penises!! Due to the harsh Canadian winters I believe that men’s penises would be in turtle mode more often and consequently it would begin evolving in that manner. So I personally give a shout out to Levi Strauss and all the other in his ilk that keep me and my teenie weenie panted through the cold winter months. So life is a much greater thing with pants…..at least until they come up with a real penis turtle neck. When that day comes so will liberation of the panted world!!!!
P.S. I was not stoned when I wrote this
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sir, life would be markedly different, for one, what would underwear be called? since it wouldnt be worn under anything, would it just be called wear? thats likely the best thing that i can think of. would we then move on to not wearing shirts? i think i like that idea, and yes, i am perverted…RAMPAGING BEAVER STRIKES AGAIN!
when you ask what life will be like w/o pants, do you also mean all leg wear? what about skirts, leotards, and even looooong robes. i could see myself wearing a skirt if it was the option available. however, it the jist was the absence of all lower clothing, then i would have to say we would all shave just a little more each day. imagine the dye job we would be presented with on those occations. you think a pink mohawk draws attention now…
dude straight up wierd but then agian what would u expect from a damn eskimo fan . but it is an intreguing question and i dunno about u but im damn glad i dont need to worry aobut it i enjoy my warming comfy pants so u can worry about all the shrinking you can handle me ill leave the boy in the warmth and ready to please u know so peace oh yeh RIDERS ALL THE WAY
Hey Dude!!I logged in when you first designed the page, and just came back today to read everything!!How fitting…life without pants…..Nice silver pants futha mucka……..